Some Helpful Hints from SportaApey's Alter Ego

Lessee here...housewifery, houswifery...

1) If you keep forgetting to make lists or can't find a good place for notes, write on your bathroom mirror in dry erase markers!
2) Always ALWAYS keep ShoutWipes on you or at least in your home at all times.
3) Don't bother with the salt in most baking recipes, it actually doesn't make that much difference.
4) Keep dusting your computer or else when you take it to GeekSquad they'll mark it's condition as "dirty".
5) Check all pockets before throwing clothes in the machines because you just never know (I went through 3 chapsticks before I got the hang of that one).
6) What do you mean there's no soy sauce?! Well, go out and get some!!
7) Remember, Martha may be full of crap but she does occasionally have a good idea.
8) Buy the more expensive toilet paper and paper towels. It's just worth it.
9) Chopsticks can make great stirrers, too, and stainless steel ones can go through the dishwasher!
10) Shake up the routine a bit or else you'll start to go insane. You can tell when you've been doing something menial for too long when your brain supplies its own musak.

There, that's my first entry.